Something to think about

Can"t believe someone can think of such thing about women!

Wife is
like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes
enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but hand phone is cute, slim,
curvy
and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often
acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important,
TV got remote.. HP doesn't have..

Last but
not least.......

TV does not
have virus, but h/p yes..........have VIRUS............... once get
it, terus KONG..
so..better choose TV.

ahem....... nowadays TV comes with slimmer and
better features and pictures and even some HP have tv programmes in
them...... and the best of all is when there is football
fever, men just stay glued to their TVs and off their HP....and the TV
is the thing that keeps the family together but the HP are the ones
who keeps them apart.......

well who says TV has to be bulky and stuff?? Anyone
can have a slim beautiful expensive LCD/Plasma so long the husband is
loaded (rich)....well any bulky TV can always upgrade to an LCD when
the husband has the credential to send the wife to the M....France,
B...Body thing.....agreed? :)

Bear in mind there are also CHEAP HPs too!! And
be careful of the made in china ones .....:)